30 March 2012

ODD FUTURE ETC

OK, SO I'M OFF TO AMERICA, IN LITERALLY 5 MINS.


SOOOOOOOO MUCH EXCITING STUFF TO TELL YOU ALL. WILL GO IN FURTHER DETAILS WHEN I'M HOME.

BUT OLIVIA AND I TWO DAYS AGO MET : DOMO, JASPER HODGY, LEFT BRAIN FROM ODD FUTURE AND WENT IN THEIR TOUR BUS AND WATCHED JAMES BOND.

TOOK VIDEOS/ETC,, WILL POST UP HERE ASAP !!

LOVE YALL,, MISS YALL, PEACE YALL XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

27 March 2012

NO GO ZONE

People are so uptight nowadays. Literally, If you say 'I need to do a sh*&' (I'm trying 2 not swear on this blog) people start doing that whole year 7 'teeheeheee' chuckle as if you're trying to get an audience going. X-CUSE ME? I'm just telling it str8 up.

'We didn't need to KNOW THT MUCH!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!'. Right, so me naturally stating I need to excrete is really THAT offensive to you bbz?

It's not as if I'm saying 'Oh my christ, basix I just had some chicken for lunch and I can feel it sliding down my buttox, I need to relieve myself from this slippery sensation (oo alliteration, can I get some r8-ings?).

Do people really have to start referring to it as 'DA 'P' WURD? P meaning 'poo', 'poop','poopy' poo-poo'-- whatever you wanna call it.

Real talk, sit down, shut up and take real life in. Y-0-L-0 BABi

BRINGING BACK BUNCHES 4 SUMMER

I'M A HYPOCRITE


I've been thinking recently, a lot. And I've strongly come to conclusion that I am a hypocrite.

'OMG that gurl ova there is soooooooo hipsta, lols!!!!! check out her doc martens' I mutter smugly to my friend. I look down, and I see MY doc martens, my nose ring, and charity shop clothes. Awkward. My general excuse for this is that 'I look more swag then they do. I don't look like a douche.' I guess this is also true. (LOLZ). Or 'omgz she needs to stop dying her hair brite colorz i mean cum on!' when behind tha scenes I'm looking on tumblrs tabbing the girls with bright green hair.

Seriously though, to an extent so many of us are hypocrites. People write comments on fb like 'this is indie, har har', yet they have a fashion blog, a tattoo saying 'Everything's broken' and a boyfriend who works at Rokit. Slightly ironic? I can hardly talk, but come ON.

I think part of the reason I get so critical of other yung, hip, relevant people (dn't h8) is because I'm jealous of them.

Let's face it, if we saw a fat fourteen year old boy in too tight corduroy trousers, a 'I (hart) NY' hoodie and glasses on, we wouldn't LOLZ in his face. We'd probably pity the poor cupcake. Maybe utter an 'awwwwwwwwwwwww.' When we feel threatened or jealz, that's when we are the first ones to insult.

AM I RITE, OR AM I RITE???

19 March 2012

TIME TO DANCE

This song is CHAOS, I mean that kind of music that blasts in American Apparel and you're like 'MOSHPIT'. Any way, it's pretty good, and it's on my FAVOURITE music website NOISEY.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL (EYE CANDI) stars in it. CHECK IT THE F OUT>>>>

14 March 2012

Gotta luv ma jacket!

#sparkly

Been swag since I was young

Falling In Love

You know how people who have boyfz generally put their name on bbm with some lame love heart? For example : G3M: (loveheart) Alexxxxx babyyy (loveheart).

Well I do it too. Except with my friend's dog, Charlie. I guess what is so alluring about him is he isn't into me, he plays it really hard to get. He's also homosexual, which is really edgy in todays society. The other day he starting licking my thigh. Player or what? I mean, he's totally f****** w ma feelingz. "Charlie, I know we're having a fling, but we're not exclusive yet'. All of a sudden Olivia walks in and looks disturbed. Whateva I guess she's just jelz. for me, developing a crush didn't consist of sending a flirty bbm 'u look well gawjus in ur blackberrymessenger picci!!', but instead was filled with endless trips to the pet shop stocking up on chewable bones and squeaky toyz. without these essential productz u don't stand a chance amongtz caninez.

It's really, what's the word...thrilling because he's a TOTAL bad boy/thug. We'll be walking down the block and out of nowhere he'll start savaging a cat and I'm all ':O' 'daymn'. To quote my gd m8 Olly Murs 'he makes mi hart skip skip a beat.'

our 'bantah' is totally hilarious/cheeky. when i do a fart whilst dining at their house i blame it on him and he getz told off and sent out of the dining room!!! lolz kinda flirty am-irite??!!


Is this what luv is supposed to feel lyk?? (i think it iz)

#peak

U know life has reached the limit when you're lying in bed reading "Tips on how to get guys via text." Funnily enough, I had broken all the 'rules'. I guess I will stay single/celib8 all my life. Whatever, I'll roll wid it. Yesterday I saw the David Hockney exhibition. Was soooo good. AMAZING. I feel super inspired and I don't know- I felt really happy seeing the art. The canvases are HUGE, so intensity levelz are LARGE. This really sweet Portugese girl in my class was taking mounds of pictures on her new camera for her portfolio, as it was 'essential because the teacher wanted them asap'. I'm scrollin' down the pictures, see some GROTESQUE picture of me and go to delete but it's in Portugese so cutting to the chase....I end up deleting ALL her pictures. By accident, but still. The real joke was me sweating, trying to put her at ease saying we could retrieve the photos. "There were videos of my boyfriend living in Portugal..and some really cute ones of my sister." Oh GOD! Being a moron/clumsy SUX. The duration of today I sat downing herbal tea, sobbing in the toilets, talking about the menstrual cycle and needing 2 go to the toilet. I think it's all the tea/water I'm drinking.

#fail

9 March 2012

KONY 2012, yes or no?

So, some girl in my class came into the room and told us all to google 'Kony'. I was completely baffled, thinking it was 'Coney (Island)'. She explained that Kony has been making this army out of children, forcing them to kill their parents. To make things even more disgusting, the girls are forced to be sold as sex slaves.

'Invisible Children' released the video on the 5th of March, and since then it's got some ridiculous amount of hits- like 38 million or something. I watched it last night and felt kind of luke warm about the whole thing. The american dude in the video had the most irritating voice, and made a bloody montage out of this video, slow motioning the African kids, which looked cool, but it got to a point where it was like- this AIN'T a rock' n roll video babes. The joke for me is when he got his son, who looked like something out The Brady Brunch, and told him for the first time about Kony. 'What do you think about this?' 'It's saaaaad', retorted the son, looking as if he'd been fed these lines.

'It's kids like my son who are abducted.' Mmm yeah m8 privileged kids who have been spoilt all their lives are really alike Jacob (the child who stars in the video). They are really fighting for their lives everyday...not #awks.

It was supposed to be about Jacob, and kids like him, who fear being killed everyday. What I took from it, is that it was more about HIM, and his fake ray bans he was wearing. He even topped off the 'alt' factor by playing Mumford And Sons at the end, making it seem more almost, superficial? If that makes sense.

Vice did a REALLY really interesting piece, showing hidden faults with the actual charity.

6 March 2012

PROJECT X PARTY


So, VICE threw a launch party for PROJECT X (like, the best film of 2k12). I was lucky enough to see the film a while back at the screening, and was shocked by how much I LUVED it.

I managed to blag my way into da party (super cool/edgy), and had a gr8 time.
There was a bouncy castle, free drinks, amazing music.. need I say more, yo. The space was filled with 'hipsters', yes a sloppy generalization but there ya go. So, being '2 kl 4 skl', nobody was busting a move. Unless you want to call head bopping and a bit of 'I'll tap my plimsoles in tha ayyrrr' dancing. Keep in mind this was around 10, before everyone was outta there MINDZ crunk. 'Nigga's In Paris' came on and my m8s and I decided to get down n' durty. This dude who was clearly not in the right frame of mind, dressed in some kind of worker/office apparel was 'gettin' low', sweating profusely. YUMii DiLF aLeRt.

So, we're dancing at the space by the barriers, and everyone is literally standing still behind us. Finally a group of three guys who were passionately singing along to Jay-Z, fist pumpin', posing for PIX, joined us. All of a sudden I turn and EVERY1 is dancing.
WE STARTED IT. I REPEAT, WE STARTED DA MOSH. SAY NO MORE.



2 March 2012

TAKING TIME OUT OF MY BUSY SOCIAL LIFE.. TO SAY,


I'M CUTTING DOWN ON SWEARING ON THIS BLOG. IT IS DISGUSTING AND VULGAR.

THAT IS ALL!

PEACE AND LOVE Y'ALL
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