How to- Not act like a slut


1.) At a party don't walk around with your dress up to your pants, bra (which is obvs an A cup triple gel Primark) on display with a vodka bottle which you're downing as if you look 'sxc' or 'bre buff.'

2.) Don't take pictures of yourself in your bra and pants on fb, and then write 'shhhhh yuuuu' when your m8 comments 'you slut!!!! lol xox.' Cover up plz.

3.) Don't hit up Ann Summers every time you get a parT invite. The 'sluttii nurse' or 'cheeki see-thru leotard' isn't doing you any favours. Once in a while this is acceptable.

4.) Don't start stripping at parties and straddle every guy sitting on da sofa and then whine about 'boiz nt avin any respect 4 mi :"""""((((((((((' fuck off.

5.) Take 'SUMMIR TIME LUVIN' pix, i.e pictures of you and yer m8s in bikinis, in your bathroom, captioning the pictures 'spain '12' when deep down you're in Hammersmith, in your home. OH and at least take a bikini picture if you have a GOOD body. Spare us the flab rollz.

IF YOU FOLLOW THIS GUIDE U WILL GET MORE RESPECT AND BE HAPPIER :)))
thanks yall

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  3. slutz luv u 2 babes!! neva change xoxo

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