4 November 2012
1.) OFWGKTA. Yes, I was obsessed with them, but they are like- so over babes! It's all about A$AP (ish) and Vinny Chase. And Owl City.
2.) Dip Dye or 'Ombre'. This was acceptable about a year or so ago. It's getting really old. Especially when it's really damaged and ginger with blonde.
3.) TUMBLR. My friend's had a tumblr and it was cool because they posted pictures of hot gurlz and cupcakes and cute dogs. Seriously though, all tumblrs I see have the following
: Skins quotes, Young Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, and two girls fucking or something. Despite some of these sitez being addictive to look at, it's so repetitive and mind numbingly boring. LEZ BRING BAK BEBO.
4.) GOING OUT AT NIGHT. I mean, it's cold and dark so let's all just sit around drinking hot chocolate pretending we're at a club. Kl. CBA 2 leave the front door. And it's so much more alt staying in.
5.) SNAP BACKZ/5 PANELZ. I found that like 'sk8r bwoi' shit hot a couple months ago but it's so cliche and immature now. Guyz plz wear some suits or leather jackets or light jeans or neon shorts. :") OMG AND OBEY IS WELL AND TRULY OVER EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
7 October 2012
6 August 2012
Seriously though, these 'lash-up' holidays leave me feelin cold. I could only go to somewhere like 'Shagaluf' (lolz) if I was a 18 year old male virgin who was secretly gay and was desperate to be 'onna da ladz!!!'. It's not the idea of getting 'fuked up' that doesn't appeal to me, it's' the shit hole of a club that these people seem to wind up at. Bless them they put on a slutty outfit and obv try hard to look good (fair enough) but when I see the creatures at these clubs I think -why? Some greasy burnt local dude called 'Rolada espanol chiminida-loga' is tagged, with painfully noticable sweat patches. Mmm baby shake that! He'll comment something like 'u 4 gals pretty looked that nite. Dreamin of u. Gorjus.' Um, ew?
If I'm gonna let my 'air down and get crunk on hols I'll do it somewhere like Ios where the surroundings are stunning and the men don't seem bad either. I'll also keep pictures of myself w a ciggi up my nose and tampon hangin out my crotch coz i was s00000000 gone for my wall in my room, rather than facebook.
Saying this, I will probs be in some sleaze island next year, licking shots of a cripple.
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17 July 2012
I'm really into this song. 'Errors' are a kickass band from Glasgow BTW. If you like shit with good beats that your foot can't stop tapping to, look no further guyz! Oh, and the video is pretty rad too- it's really futuristic including a Mac computer (trippY). The song kind of makes me feel like running around the streets with my Mac wearing glitter paint. You may feel me when you listen. Or maybe I'm jus' outta my mind.
follow them at : www.twitter.com/weareerrors
I was drooling @ Spectrals and Fear of Men , the amazing support bandz.
My friend and I really wuved Fear of Men, so I'm gonna hit up a link to show my support or whatevz.
This summer none of this has really happened for me.
Today, for example I went into Harrods, pretending I'm NOT poor and am sophisticated, to only rip a dress from Gucci. Awks. I had to pretend I was buying it and then hide it.
I went on a mini break with my best pal and we almost hijacked a boat because we got fed up with not being 'YOLO' enough. Are we sad? W/E. Now I sit here, googling 'chugs' and 'puggles', hoping that lyf will get better.
Oh, and I went to Claires for the 5th time this week only to get a fake tattoo kit called 'peace n luv'. **((Spr3ad da lurvvv st0p war))** . I used some Vitamin water on the tube to apply it, and then bbmed 'TATTOO FINALLY DONE!!!!!" with some crusty photo of the poor dolphin with two stars on it. Sadly, not even that crazy/badass status got anyone interested enough in it. H8 me but also LUV me.
27 June 2012
18 June 2012
Recently I haven't been able 2 stop eating. Really need 2 cut down and go to the gym more. I feel like a sloth.
I also talk 2 much most of the time. Ill talk about shit I find LOL/awks/interesting, and I get so into it I become to sweat and become almost out of breath. Every1 kind of doesn't care about what am I saying, so when they try and speak I swiftly interject them with 'jus 1 more fing..'. Their eyes droop and bodie's shrug. Fml
Y can't I be a rapper or a poet?
Maybe I am
Gossip gal xo xo
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17 June 2012
Sometimes I hope it looks like I'm snorting up left over Cocaine, 2 push further my t33nage rebellion. MUM N DAD PLZ DNT LOOK @ THIS.
I've pushed myself to go out. Went all the way to BARNES. I saw a couple of these 'we wear creepers n high sox!! kl!' year belows who laughed at me. AWKS. Instead of being cool I just walked forward and tripped on something. We met this dude at the pub who literally was the biggest load of boll0x. The convo went something like this..
'So like I went to China, last year, and you know when you get those, like, *flix hair* epiphany moments every 2, 3 years? Well, fuk, I got them eVERY DAY M8! This world is so small in comparison. Like, I'd be cycling amongst the little kiddies, SO HIGH on some herbs and they'd be looking at me like all chilled, but it was fucking HILARIOUS cos they didn't have a clue in da world I was high as a kyt!!! Shit.'
'Wow. Awesome.. Who'd you go with?'
'My Dad. You know as well, we were all high, cos he's properly into weed, and like I'm on the toilet, and I'm CHiiiLLED like HIGH and I see this snake. This snake was like proper looking into my eyes as if he was gonna eat me so I started calling people you know?'
'Who the fuck did you call in India m8? Customer service?'
And so on it went..like that. P00R GUY. P00R US. Actually it was pretty hilarious.
Well here we see DA GAL EATIN FOOD making 'Full English Muffins' consisting of bacon and black pudding.
10 June 2012
So today I went to my cousin's bday. I come in in my pyjamas and with my naturally stunning face (no makeup) only to be showered with compliments.
'Anna have u got chikenpox?' My little cousin asks.
'Cos u have red dots on ur face.'
So I guess my 'acne' is getting rapidly better then..awks. The whole time I was going red whilst bullshitting about my future and art. Everyone looked at me as if they were confused by my thoughts. W/e bbz. I'm kinda shy at these things.
Shit, am I actually intimidated by my 9year old cousin's m8s?
There was also cake that was nice. Some moist chocolate sponge. Mm. I was startled, as there was play dough as the icing. I think I noticed this AFTER eating two slices. Now facin the consequences w some toilet aktion.
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12 May 2012
Whats new? Well I'm obsessed with the 80s. It's not some 'cool edgy' obsession. It's got to the point where I watch Grease and Saturday Night Fever bawling my eyes out, singing 'Hopelessly devoted to you' with my Dad screaming shut up at me. Due to watching interviews with John Travolta I was also contemplating Scientology. WTF. I feel like I'm being brainwashed.
At school I'm bullying the teachers into marking my shit. 'WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE TEACHER?' 'She was at the hospital..' #awks. Poor thing, I'm like sending her to her deathbed FFS.
I've developed an acne breakout due to my stress. Been interviewing myself recently. I'll be in the kitchen cooking dinner and I'll be all 'Yeah, you know, you just have to follow your dreams.' 'Oh Juan from Mexico sent in a fan letter.' I'm saying all this bullshit thinking nobody's home, and then my Dad will come in, when I am miming using a fucking microphone. Think he is srsly hoping I'm not his child.
26 April 2012
Vice has a youtube. *CONF3TTI IS THROWN*. Currently they've posted cool shit to do with Drake(mmm eye candy). And Brazilian ASSES. That's right boyz.
NGL the guy who starts talking thinks he's out of The Big Bang Theory and is monosyllabic but apart from that it's pretty good.
24 April 2012
This 'IDGAF BOUT BOIZ' attitude has lead to a fashion miracle/disaster. I've now started sleeping in pj bottoms (obv), then waking up and wearing them out, with high socks and Doc Martens. I then put on green lipstick, keep the rest of my stunning face bare, and sweep my hair up with a scrunchie. I've had comments like 'u look lyk an avatar' or 'what happened to ur face', but I brush it off. Coz' guess what? THEY JUST JEALZ- H8RZ STEP TO THE BACK.
OH I also occasionally put those fake bindies on. Whatever it looks alt so I ain't complaining. And I wear fake tattoos that are peeling off.
It's liber8ing though. Today I wore a GAP hoodie, and the PJ bottoms are GAP so I thought I looked like a GAP model. I was shaking my hipz and catwalking down the street, when I bend down to tie my laces up, and I see Tarzan. My legs look like a French girl's armpit. F DAT.
19 April 2012
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5 April 2012
A week ago, Domo Genesis tweeted about weed or something so I replied. I (kinda as a joke, thinking nothing would come ov it) tweeted my number. All of a sudden I get an unknown call. OMG. It was Domo. So long story short we planned to meet him in Shepherds Bush, but we were in PJS (it was like midnight, BADASS), so we're frantically hurrying to get into some decent clothes. Didn't work- we looked a mess. So we're running for the bus, he's DMing us like 'hurry up'. The buses aren't coming. Again I'm really rushing this story. They're staying at the K-WEST hotel, and as we're late they tell us to not bother coming. F DAT. We still come. We're passing Shepherds Bush about to get out the bus, and by some MIRACLE we see Domo and some others. We run and it's Hodgy, we talk to him off a side road, and then Jasper and Domo come. They seem tired. Domo doesn't speak. We're in a st8 of shock but trying to play it cool. Hodgy, my lovah, invites us back to the van to 'get high and drunk.' Awkx since I'm anti drugs and panic attack. Lolz. Jasp + Domz go to get some Rum or Gin or some shit. We're talking to Hodgy and Olivia is putting on this whole ' I h8 ur music, I don't give a shit' attitude cos they like that. Me on the other hand, is being my usual self. 'I feel like DANCING.' Hodgy replies 'We don't dance. We just get wasted.' Lolz. gr8. I looked like some anxious puppy who has ADHD. Kinda killed my 'cool' 'edgy' image. Left brain comes trotting over reeking of weed. He says he likes my jumper. w00p. Odd Taco literally runs over, says something, then dissapears. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. Then we all go back to the van, first nearly getting hit by a car. No joke on the road to the K-WEST, I see Jasper pissing on a car, them throwing cones about. I'm like SHIT MAYN THIS IZ CRAY. I muttered as if I was a rebel 'ehehehe we should burn da bush, cos we're in Shepherds Bush.' Olivia, trying to still play the badass card says 'fuck this let's just go.' Left Brain apologizes for 'scaring us' and we go onto the van. It's huge and has like dark blue lights and leather seats. And bunkbeds! :"") I went to step outside but couldn't open the door so poor Domo had to help me. I stand there hyperventilating, like 'IS THIS 4REAL????????AHHHHHHHHHHH!'. The joke that the one time I'm meeting them I look like the dogs diorrhea. They put on James Bond and I try and make conversation. Gay shit like 'I'm a rapper' (half joking) 'I'm half American', 'I mayk OF t-shirts.' You turn and Olivia is like 'I hate ur music.' Hodgy said to her 'I like you. YOU don't give a fuck.' Then you see me like sweating, a nervous wreck, constantly asking them when they're gonna hot box, because when they do, I'll need to step outside. At around 1:30, we kinda just walked out the van. I don't know why. We regret it. But TBH we had school. Probably the most surreal/cool night of my life.
RAH RAH RAH, yeah so there was more but this is so long. We have videos which I'll put up on youtube. Lolz Olivia took them 'subtly.'
If you wanna know more, comment and I'll holler!!
2 April 2012
Waddup y'all? I'm in America visiting my family. I came with the mindset that I'd continue with my healthy eating and it is proving VERY HARD. We roll into the grocery store and it's as if the aisles are coming to lyf tempting me with each moist chocolate chip cookie and Kool Aid flavor.
I've every morning been going to this thing called 'Hot Yoga', appropiate name 4 me coz I am "HAWT'!!!! AM I RITE??????????? HEHEHE. You rock into this room that is DRUMR0LL PLZ 104 degrees and literally do the hardest yoga ever. I came out and I swear children were probably muttering 'Wot was dat dyke doin in a swimming pool mami?'
N0 P@IN , NO G@IN. U GET ME?
Everyone here looks like trash. Apart from me and my family. Lolz jokes we're socially inept, farting and spilling shit in public. To make matters more LOL my Uncle refers to my Grandma as 'Cock' or 'Cock Sucker'. CL@$$Y. But, yeah everyone dresses like burnouts and ugly rejected Abercrombie models.
PEACE-LUV U ALL -------
30 March 2012
27 March 2012
I've been thinking recently, a lot. And I've strongly come to conclusion that I am a hypocrite.
20 March 2012
19 March 2012
14 March 2012
Well I do it too. Except with my friend's dog, Charlie. I guess what is so alluring about him is he isn't into me, he plays it really hard to get. He's also homosexual, which is really edgy in todays society. The other day he starting licking my thigh. Player or what? I mean, he's totally f****** w ma feelingz. "Charlie, I know we're having a fling, but we're not exclusive yet'. All of a sudden Olivia walks in and looks disturbed. Whateva I guess she's just jelz. for me, developing a crush didn't consist of sending a flirty bbm 'u look well gawjus in ur blackberrymessenger picci!!', but instead was filled with endless trips to the pet shop stocking up on chewable bones and squeaky toyz. without these essential productz u don't stand a chance amongtz caninez.
It's really, what's the word...thrilling because he's a TOTAL bad boy/thug. We'll be walking down the block and out of nowhere he'll start savaging a cat and I'm all ':O' 'daymn'. To quote my gd m8 Olly Murs 'he makes mi hart skip skip a beat.'
our 'bantah' is totally hilarious/cheeky. when i do a fart whilst dining at their house i blame it on him and he getz told off and sent out of the dining room!!! lolz kinda flirty am-irite??!!
Is this what luv is supposed to feel lyk?? (i think it iz)
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28 February 2012
27 February 2012
Dark clear sky, giant purple damp, right up near my flesh. This was the world. Well, the world that I never wished to escape. I looked out onto the distant orange and flickering silver, merging into one hazy existence. They seemed so far out, so serene, similar in appearance to a shooting star. The colours melted into my eyes, seeped into my mouth, making me feel pure. I never wanted to be dirtied with the truths of day again. As I lay here, holding on to this moment ever dream like I thought, how can I be here? Here in a place so false and unjust. A place filled with smog. Reality should be erased. All i want to do is be intoxicated with that dark beauty again. Become one with that night. However sadly, I can't.
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19 February 2012
17 February 2012
16 February 2012
I didn't really know what to expect, but we rocked into The Soho Hotel late, but it was all ble$$ because it had just started. The space was legit, LUXURIOUS, with cow skin chairs. #highlyf
Basix, it WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE. It was a mix of Superbad, Skins and The Inbetweeners. Condensing the story line down, it was about a house party that was mamouth, and then failed terribly, hosted by three complete loserz. DRUGZ, SEX, TEENS, FIRE AND BOOZE. And dogz being lifted in the air by balloons. The mix of comedy, awesome music, nudity and action was spot on. I'm a harsh critic so believe me when I say, this is such a good film. Please go see it. All house parties will seem like dog p00 in comparison. #REALTALK
15 February 2012
Twitter is a place where people talk to their friends or advertise their businesses or whereabouts. For me, this does not apply. I have no friends on twitter, apart from @OliviaChaplinOC, and a few others. My other m8s aren't relevant enough to get on twitter, and have stayed on facebook.
I use twitter to bully/attempt to become friends with 'indie' bands. Smith Westerns have been subjected to this, and now, lucky4them, GROSS MAGIC! @wiwbarr and @grossmagic if we're gonna get technical. The guitarist 'wiw barr', has like, 210 followers, but despite this never replies 2 us. :~(( :~~(.
I think it's their slight vulnerability and uncoolness that drawz me 2 them. Once we tweeted them and they rang Oli and did like, the shittest prank call ever.. something along da lines of 'Hi!!! This is Gross Magic's cover band' heeheheh wow aren't U guyz JKZ!!
Their music is actually good, I have some of their shit on my Blackberry. I don't know whether to show my face at another gig, for the fear of having a restraining order slightly makes me wanna krap myself.
LUV U GROSS MAGIC BB, HOLD TYT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I'm currently pumping 'Hopelessly Devoted' on youtube, post Valentines bluez. #onlyGodCanJudgeMe
Tonight is the Project X screening, which I'm pretty hyped about. Will give an honest review of it. Fingerz crossed there will be free popcorn! Lolz.
Since our best friend/soul m8 Lucy has gone skiing, Olivia and I have lost da plot a little bit. We have made up we're in a mental home, and when we tell jokes we say 'Joke time at the institute.' You can make up your mind if this is funny or slightly sick/twisted.
Today my Dad kicked me out the house (Skins themetune playz), because I lied about going to some appointment. I totally 'pwned' the argument, parring him back when he bluntly remarked 'U will neva be employed or go to uni'. WOOO thanks Dad wuv U too <3
I stormed off and walked around the local park, scowling at the local dogs and OAPS, listening to Earl Sweatshirt. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK M8888888.
13 February 2012
Today we went to Chiswick and all put on accents for da thrill ov it!! Ehheehehehehe. Hewey put on a mexican accent but took it too far and kept it the whole day. #awks. We were in this alt record shop and Olivia asked for 'earl sweatshirt', as I head my head down looking at the Cds. All of a sudden I hear 'Do U happen 2 know where Tylor de Creatore Is?'. God bless Hewey thinking he is a budding actor persisting with the accent even in the SHOP. Bloody 'ell.
On the bus home we sat on the top deck (crazy). Olz and I had headphones in and I thought I was really LOL because I said "ok, this song I'm about to play is sum wicked new rap artist hold tyt'. Expecting some mad Odd Future style rap, Oli sat there w8ing, but to her shock "grease is da word is da word have u heard?" Started blaring into her earz instead! Hehehheh I'm sucha prankster.
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12 February 2012
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2 February 2012
Hey y'all. So I'm having a 'pity parT' as I have a splittin headache, a hacking cough and chapped/bleeding lips.