29 October 2011

UGH

HOW TO PEOPLE THINK IT LOOKS COOL TO FUCKING TAKE PICTURES OF EACH OTHER INHALING AND EXHALING CIGARETTE/SHISHA SMOKE?


GET A LYF BBZ, GET A LYF.


thanx.

HLLOWEEN


So, today was the 'Big Halloween L@$h up weekend', so I finally managed to scrape together some plans. My friends looked really nice.. hardly dressed up TBH, so I was left looking like a twat. Most girls think Halloween is the one day a year where they can go full out slutty, polluting the streets with bunny costumes and 'sxc' nurse outfits. Personally, I like going as something LOL worthy. Last year or something I went as a grape, wearing purple balloons, and this idea I thought I'd be extra cool and be Tyler The Creator. awks. With a massive wad of tissue paper cellotaped up, stuffed under my denim shorts (lol Tyly has a big ding dawng), and my flat cap ON, oh, and 'WOLF GANG' drawn onto my knuckles, I ventured the streetz of London.

We went to this pub, where all the girls looked so hot in tight red dresses and devils horns. I took the stuffing from my shorts and wandered in, still looking like trash- obvz.

"Excuse me ye, but, like, what's on your forehead." Some pikey Chelsea supporter who was flat out drunk said to me, in his grey hood, extremely close to my face.

"Um, it's, um, like Tyler The Creator, some rapper, I'm religious it's just, yeah a symbol", I nervously said, worried the poor guy was gonna beat me up. His mottly crew was surrounding us too, consisting of some joker who looked like he was made of wax, and some other loser.

"Listen Joe, I'm gonna crush your skull in if you don't shut up. I'm just saying and all darlin', you're a pwetti gal and I wouldn't want you turning a cross upside down."

Jesus Christ we finally escaped the wrath of these creeps, and pondered if this cross symbol was to do with the devil or some shit. We stopped off at this party which was like, so skins, (teehee) full of these hipster boys who were hot but looked like pot head/mentally ill. Also, I hadn't stalked/seen them on FB which felt too mysterious. I was totes tempted to shout "what R U dressed up as?? A dikhead??" HEHEHEHEHEHE I'm such a rebel. So, I'm trying to act casual and having a jig with my friends in the corner, trying so desperately to maintain by sxc image, when I look to my right and some dude in a scary mask is inhaling laughing gas, weed smoke is blowing up my nostrils, my other friends are walking past me as if they don't know me. HELLLLLLLLZ NO. If you hadn't guessed already, we left. After 10 minutes. Sadly I didn't get any pix.

The tube journey home was absolute mayhem/chaos/adventure. BASIX, we wanted to start a mosh pit vibe on this train. All the french exchange people on the carriage looked up for it. Apart from the fact they were actually Italian so that was awks. Any ways, she starts spraying the Fanta on Olivia who turns it, and it forms a puddle near this Indian blokes shoe. It doesn't touch him though.

"FOR FUCKSAKES MAYN. GO BACK 2 SCHOOL YOU KIDDIES!!! FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!'
'YOU SOOOO DESERVE THE CHEWING GUM IN MY MOUF IN YOUR HAIR!!! BLOODY HELL, I'M GONNA DO IT YOU KNOW."

He got really feisty. So we moved down to the more rowdy Italian shits. They were fun.

GOD BLESS,

WOLF GANG 4EVAAA,
ANNA XXX

28 October 2011

diet starts today. #wishmeluck

SONGS I LIKE




Halloween Blues


So, right now I think I'm rocking the 'rainbow scarf' look. It's gonna trend, don't wozza guyz.

Also, I'm officially the most socially awkward being, evz. I can only discuss my friend's dog, my lack of friends, how I'm Simon from Inbetweeners.. and my hobbies (facebook stalking). ONE DAY I will be famous, cool, h0t, rich, so holler at me then.

Junior Apprentice, or 'Young Apprentice', as it's now called, is so LOL. My personal fave is Muhammed, the seemingly crippled young 'satellite seller'. "Nuh, laike Sir Alahn, I pwomise, I waz well manured, I came up wiv da pirite idea, waz all mine, yh". What a joker. I especially love his persuasive techniques to get the Essex lot to buy ice cream, (doing some gun shot movement, and shouting "Oi sir plz by ice cweam good price yh"). A true professional at work innit.

Despite being a complete social buttahfly, I don't really have anything insane planned for Halloween this weekend. Am toying with the idea of making my BBM/Facebook status "Off to Berlin this weekend, so unable 2 attend parteez, fanx 4 all da invites anywayz." You can probably find me realistically pushing past and potentially breaking small children's legs to fight for the candy.. yes I WILL be trick or treating. Last year the re-occurring phrase was "Aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?", at which I replied "U kno whut yh? Imma tip this whole fuckin candy bowl ova **child startz cwyin** and see how u lyk dat old man."

Lolz Jkz I started to well up and ran home to comfort of my mother.

Don't h8 the player, h8 the game.


26 October 2011



What da hell are they saying though? Oh God, who cares.

My hair used 2 be tumblr worthy

Grrrrrrrrr my hair was exciting, and then I dyed it black and ginger by mistake. #godhelpme
It was almost so cool I could imagine it on some knobz tumblr. Or like The Cobra Snake website heheheeheeh. Now I just look like Ronald Mc Donald y'all. EFF Mi Lyf.





SNEEZE

Took natural pix of me sneezing. Pretty freaky, right? X-tra alt points because I'm wearing my SDUBZ t-shirt <3




(dip) DYE THE WHOLE WURLD BLONDE

Pix of frendz + me, swagging out the 'dip dye' 'ombre' style. X

BLOGS/WEBSITES I READ

Hey, so I thought it would be nice to throw some love at the blogs I actually read or whatever. Some of them I don't really 'like', I just simply find them enthralling.

- This gal is funny. Her posts make you LOL and are well written, PLUS she has really a fun/bangin sense of style. Loads of her posts include really amazing links to online shops which I've become big fans of. OH, and she posts these pictures of her nails which make me so jealz. :"(

- Ok, I sometimes go on this website to laugh at the try-hard punk factor of these three BFFz. HOWEVER, looking at pix of them half naked, hanging out in super short shorts, living this somewhat hedonistic life style becomes addictive. For them, dying their hair and getting tattoos is a really 'cajj' thing. I do love their clothes as well. And their hair. They need some meat on dere bonez though NGL.

- Sometimes I find it hard to get my head round what possesses the blogger Karley Sciortino to have a slave, and pee on people. I mean, I'm open minded and weird, but it comes to a point where I'm like 'Wah da fux'. Giving her credit, her stories are really descriptive and honest, and INTERESTING. She hangs with people like Dev Hynes, she writes for Vice and takes drugs, but she actually seems non "I'm so alt and edgy, play those vinyls while I snort some MDMA m8". I like her. I wish she was ma big sis, in a twisted way. Plus she's curvy so.. yeah. Bonus POiNt$

20 October 2011

best budz 4eva

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The Only Way Is Dalston (TOWID)

So basix, MTV is trying to make a reality show on "young, arty, involved" people in East London, aka hipster brats. I find this idea totally hilarious, and am crossing my fingers that they will find some really LOL worthy people to go on it.

Vice made a trailer for what they think it would look like with "The Only Way Is Dalston". The first time I watched it, I actually believed it was real.. It's comedy gold and very very believable.

Being a stalker, however, I stumbled most on the 'fake characters' and they look like complete idiots on FB as well... maybe it's not as jokey as it seems.

..awks

CHECK THEM OUT HERE:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1017776715
http://www.facebook.com/anna.ryon
http://www.facebook.com/voulters

18 October 2011

I love Hoop Of Love

Go on a long drive, color your hair, and put on some baggy clothes. (It's winter but whatever)

MP3 REVIEWS

Unknown Mortal Orchestra- HoneyBee
This song is only 1:13, and at first it does not seem that complex, or that fulfilling to be honest. The next couple of listens it becomes incredibly familiar because of it's length, and repetition of beats. All of these features put you into a sort of mellowed trance, yet the infectious guitar rifts give it a lift back to reality. Just as its reaching its climax, HoneyBee almost abruptly ends, and you're left wanting more.


The Horrors- Best Thing I Never Had (Beyonce Cover)
This is tragic. Firstly, the lead singer sounds completely drunk.. and secondly only on rare occasions do I like covers. If I didn't know who The Horrors were, from this cover I'd think they were a struggling unknown band playing small seedy clubs, thinking they are putting an 'edgy' spin on Beyonce, when really, they should leave this song down to the professional. Two thumbs majorly down.

Blood Orange "Champagne Coast"
I'm really, really loving Blood Orange at the moment. He's an absolute genius, as he creates a sensual, musky, and funky vibe to most of his songs. Here his voice is so soft, but then the line 'come to my bedroom', sung in a stronger tone, repeated over and over adds that oomph that makes the song properly come together. This is a fantastic song that I'd definitely listen to it several times over again! Sutpin Boulevard and Bad Girls are also terrific tracks. (CHECK THEM OUT)

Lyf iz a nightmare



When I'm feeling like the whole wide wurld is against me, I crank up this hardcore tune as loud as da speakerz go. Real talk. Embrace it! I'm gonna pretend I didn't start loving this song from Cheaper By The Dozen.


(lucy and I demonstrating that "fuk lyf" look)

WIN A TRIP TO BERLIN- Courtesy of Noisey

Noisey Special Engagements is giving a lucky someone the chance to fly out to Berlin (all paid for) and see the A-MAZING, HOLY GHOST! I mean, Berlin is one of my favorite destinations, and Holy Ghost is effing bangin'. PLUS Noisey is filming the gig, meaning you can appear in the video.. (Claim 2 fame). And there's NO catch.


Take TWO MINUTES outta your time for a chance to win a prize that'll rock yer wurld, NOISEY style. Enter the competition at http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/holy-ghost-noisey-special-engagements-competition-berlin

BUT HURRY DA FUX UP, ***THIS CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT***.

PHOTOz


PHOTOS ALL BY ANNA SAMPSON













11 October 2011

SONGS 4 U 2 ENJOY





MAYJ love for these songs, they are so good! Some of them, you might find it takes a little bit of time to get into.

ENJOY Y'ALL

10 October 2011

Wiley m8

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MIC Tweet lolz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Fan Gurl

Got my UMO (Unknown Mortal Orchestra) t-shirt in the post. Now can add it to my The Vaccines tee! OH and I got the Smith Westerns one too..I look so swag in it.
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New Coat

Picked up this bargain at Cancer Research! Gonna look slightly lame as it's dip dye and I recently have tie dyed all my clothes. Ah well
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9 October 2011

The Vaccines


Soo, a while back I interviewed a 'rather' drunk Fredz and Arni from The Vaccines, here: (I SAID LIKE A LOT, BUT GET OVA IT- I WAS NERVOUS!)



ANYWAYS, I stumbled across this super cool moving picture of a clip of the interview, naww super cool! GO TO THIS LINK TO SEE IT MOVE, SCROLL DOWN DA PAGE>> http://fuckyeahfreddiecowan.tumblr.com/page/5

8 October 2011

TODD IS GOD

Todd Rundgren is genius. I was absolutely ecstatic when I found out he was doing a gig in London. So TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT I'm seeing him! Pictures, videos, etc will be up. Hopefully I'll get a cheeky snap with him!

I'M SO SO SUPER EXCITED

2 October 2011

NOISEY MEETS GROSS MAGIC

So ma boiz (aka twitter obsession) GROSS MAGIC, have at long last, met up with Noisey, during Radfest in Peckham.

Sam says basix that he doesn't give an eff if people don't like da music, he loves it, and that's all that matters. AWWWWWWWWW GOD BLESS HIM! May I add he rocks a 'waynes world' baseball cap..banging. The rest of the band nervously chime in "Sam writes the songs..we.. don't take credit for them". They, for once seem like sober, cute indie-rockerz. <333

WATCH 4 YERSELVES HERE:





catch da lads on twitter : @wiwbarr
@grossmagic

Doccy M Festival- First And Forever

Dr Martens is celebrating your first with their campaign for their A/W 2K11 by having a series of FREE instore gigs which will visit: Leeds, Cardiff and London Dr. Marten shops and plus there'll a three night ticketed fest in London's Camden Barfly!!

Leeds-- Monday-- 3rd Oct--- Hawk Eyes

Cardiff-- Tuesday-- 4th Oct--- Attack!Attack

London --Wednesday-- 5th Oct--- Wild Mercury Sound (luv these boiz)

3 night First and Forever Fest:

Rolo Tomassi, British Sea Power and The Blackout!

SOUND INTICING? CLICK HERE : HTTP://WWW.FIRSTANDFOREVER.DRMARTENS.CO.UK/COMPETITIONS

COME OR ELZ YOU'LL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE I'LL BLOG ABOUT IT.